Scott Pilgrim = GIR
Ramona Flowers = Drakan95
Knives Chau = Alanomaly
Members of Sex Bob-Omb = Night, Metal, Flats and Kit
Wallace Wells = ROA
Stacey Pilgrim = Dean624
Stacey's Boyfriend = Bobdave
Wallace's Boyfriend = Leandro
Julie Powers = TheDarkLordOfDarkness
2nd Wikian = Reignic
Stunt Team = Scraw, Meat and Gliscor
Envy Adams = Mystical Trixter
*ROA and GIR are entering a nightclub together*
GIR: So then Mabel was like...
ROA: I get it, GIR. Let's not talk abut it to your siste, alriht?
GIR: Wouldn't she find it interesting?
GIR: She might do
ROA: She won't
*They approach two people stood at the bar*
ROA: Yu, didnt tell me you were bringging someone
Dean: His name is Bob! He likes Pokemon too!
Bob: Yeah, I thought you said Loyg would be here
GIR: I threw him out of a window!
ROA: Ignor him
GIR: People seem to do that
Dean: So GIR, what's this I've heard about a new boyfriend
‘’*Alan jumps up from behind them*’’
Alan: That's me!
GIR: Alan! I thought you said you couldn't come
Alan: I meant cum, my mum was in the room at the time
Bob: That's a bit…
ROA: Weird, I kno
‘’*GIR’s phone beeps*’’
GIR: Hey! Drak wants to meet up
Dark: No, that was me
Dark: Well fuck you, GIR fucking Life. I only fucking texted you to tell you that Mystical fucking Trixter was back in town
ROA: Oh shi
Dean: Is he overreacting
ROA: Jus a tad
‘’*Flats walks past*’’
Flats: This is the best singing you've ever done
‘’*Drak is walking down a cold street. The camera pulls back to show GIR behind a bush with binoculars*’’
GIR: It's a bit chilly
‘’*GIR puts on a bobble hat, a scarf and a pair of mittens on, all adorned with pictures of Drak. ROA pops his head up*’’
ROA: Why ar we staking him?
GIR: For the last time, it isn't stalking. It's foreplay!
GIR: He's gone in the Ynkrpedia Museum!
ROA: Let me gues, we are goin to folow him
‘’*GIR runs towards the building. A sign outside changes from reading Uncle Reign’s Happy Fun Time History Talk to I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU GIR LIFE!*’’
‘’*A guy is stood at the front of the hall giving a speech. 10 people are sat across a large hall, mostly looking bored. Drak is one of them*’’
Reign: And that is why the native Americans got exactly what was coming to them…
‘’*GIR runs in happily*’’
GIR: Drak where are you?!?!?
Drak: Not again…
Reign: I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU GIR LIFE!
GIR: Erm. Do I know you?
Reign: IT IS I, REIGNIC THE THIRD, THE SECOND WIKIAN. AFTER THE FAILURE OF MY COMRADE I HAVE BEEN SENT TO DISPATCH YOU PERSONALLY!
GIR: That's nice
Reign: IT IS NOT “NICE”! I AM HERE TO OBLITERATE YOU FROM THE VERY PLAIN OF EXISTENCE
GIR: I don't like planes, they make me queasy
Reign: NOT AIRPLANES, YOU FOOL! PREPARE FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF A LIFE TIME! STUNT TEAM, TO MEEEEEEEE!
‘’*Three of the audience stand up*’’
Meat: Actually, Reign, we have an issue
Gliscor: Yeah, we don't think we should have to beat up all your enemies anymore
Scraw: I mean, I'm all for beating up Christians, but that last one wouldn't shut up about black facing
Gliscor: It was really weird
Reign: Guys, seriously. This isn't a good time.
Meat: We don't care. We are officially on strike
Gliscor: We formed a union and everything
Reign: I don't pay you to complain.
Scraw: You don't pay us at all, that's one of our issues.
Reign: How could you say that. You got me a best boss ever mug last Christmas
Scraw: It was the only thing I could get last minute…
REIGN: WELL FUCK YOU THREE FUCKERS! IF YOU WONT FIGHT HIM THEN I WILL! PREPARE TO GET REKT WORSE THAN CUSTER AT THE ALAMO!
Gliscor: Custer was the Battle of Little Bighorn
Scraw: Oh shit…
Reign: No! How could this be! I got a history fact wrong! My life...its...its
‘’*Reign starts to fade away*’’
GIR: Looks like you're history now!
Reign: FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU
‘’*GIR punches Reign to the ground and he vanishes*’’
Meat: I can't believe it…
Scraw: Reign lost…
Gliscor: Shit. Now I have to find a new job.
‘’*Gliscor, Meat and Scraw leave dejectedly*’’
GIR: Well that was easy!
Drak: Be warned. He is but the start.
GIR : Wasn't the last guy the start?
Drak: Well yes but...you know what I mean. You must still face many more powerful foes. The worst is coming soon…
GIR: Can we make out until then?
‘’*GIR and ROA are at home. ROA is making out with his boyfriend whilst GIR sits with hot cocoa*’’
GIR: ROAAAAAAAA, do we have any marshamellows*’’
GIR: What about any cream?
GIR: How about a Flake?
Leandro: JUST DRINK THE FUCKING COCOA!
GIR: Alright alright, I'm hardly interrupting anything special...you two aren't even closely related…
‘’*The phone rings. Leandro picks it up*’’
Leandro: It's for GIR
‘’*ROA passes it to GIR*’’
GIR: Hello, this is GIR speaking!
Trixter: ‘’*on the other side of the phone*’’ Hey baby, how it hanging?
ROA: Oh shi
Trixter: Just thought you might want to know that I'm in Wikironto right now
GIR: I've been told
Trixter: I'm looking forward to...seeing you
GIR: Well...I'm looking forward to...not seeing you
Trixter: Still working on your comebacks, I see
GIR: You're still working at your comebacks
Trixter: That's alright baby, you can tell me a better one when I see you. It happens soon. Ciao.
‘’*As the phone hangs up the screen goes black*’’