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Scott Pilgrim = GIR

Ramona Flowers = Drakan95

Knives Chau = Alanomaly

Members of Sex Bob-Omb = Night, Metal, Flats and Kit

Wallace Wells = ROA

Stacey Pilgrim = Dean624

Stacey's Boyfriend = Bobdave

Wallace's Boyfriend = Leandro

Julie Powers = TheDarkLordOfDarkness

2nd Wikian = Reignic

Stunt Team = Scraw, Meat and Gliscor

Envy Adams = Mystical Trixter


*ROA and GIR are entering a nightclub together*

GIR: So then Mabel was like...

ROA: I get it, GIR. Let's not talk abut it to your siste, alriht?

GIR: Wouldn't she find it interesting?

ROA: No

GIR: She might do

ROA: She won't

GIR: Oh

*They approach two people stood at the bar*

ROA: Yu, didnt tell me you were bringging someone

Dean: His name is Bob! He likes Pokemon too!

Bob: Yeah, I thought you said Loyg would be here

GIR: I threw him out of a window!

Bob: Right…

ROA: Ignor him

GIR: People seem to do that

Dean: So GIR, what's this I've heard about a new boyfriend

‘’*Alan jumps up from behind them*’’

Alan: That's me!

GIR: Alan! I thought you said you couldn't come

Alan: I meant cum, my mum was in the room at the time

Bob: That's a bit…

ROA: Weird, I kno

‘’*GIR’s phone beeps*’’

GIR: Hey! Drak wants to meet up

Dark: No, that was me

GIR: Awwww

Dark: Well fuck you, GIR fucking Life. I only fucking texted you to tell you that Mystical fucking Trixter was back in town

ROA: Oh shi

GIR: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Dean: Is he overreacting

GIR: OOOOOOOOOOOOO-

ROA: Jus a tad

GIR: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

‘’*Flats walks past*’’

Flats: This is the best singing you've ever done

GIR: OOOOOOOOO!

-

‘’*Drak is walking down a cold street. The camera pulls back to show GIR behind a bush with binoculars*’’

GIR: It's a bit chilly

‘’*GIR puts on a bobble hat, a scarf and a pair of mittens on, all adorned with pictures of Drak. ROA pops his head up*’’

ROA: Why ar we staking him?

GIR: For the last time, it isn't stalking. It's foreplay!

ROA: Right

GIR: He's gone in the Ynkrpedia Museum!

ROA: Let me gues, we are goin to folow him

‘’*GIR runs towards the building. A sign outside changes from reading Uncle Reign’s Happy Fun Time History Talk to I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU GIR LIFE!*’’

-

‘’*A guy is stood at the front of the hall giving a speech. 10 people are sat across a large hall, mostly looking bored. Drak is one of them*’’

Reign: And that is why the native Americans got exactly what was coming to them…

‘’*GIR runs in happily*’’

GIR: Drak where are you?!?!?

Drak: Not again…

Reign: I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU GIR LIFE!

GIR: Erm. Do I know you?

Reign: IT IS I, REIGNIC THE THIRD, THE SECOND WIKIAN. AFTER THE FAILURE OF MY COMRADE I HAVE BEEN SENT TO DISPATCH YOU PERSONALLY!

GIR: That's nice

Reign: IT IS NOT “NICE”! I AM HERE TO OBLITERATE YOU FROM THE VERY PLAIN OF EXISTENCE

GIR: I don't like planes, they make me queasy

Reign: NOT AIRPLANES, YOU FOOL! PREPARE FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF A LIFE TIME! STUNT TEAM, TO MEEEEEEEE!

‘’*Three of the audience stand up*’’

Meat: Actually, Reign, we have an issue

Gliscor: Yeah, we don't think we should have to beat up all your enemies anymore

Scraw: I mean, I'm all for beating up Christians, but that last one wouldn't shut up about black facing

Gliscor: It was really weird

Reign: Guys, seriously. This isn't a good time.

Meat: We don't care. We are officially on strike

Gliscor: We formed a union and everything

Reign: I don't pay you to complain.

Scraw: You don't pay us at all, that's one of our issues.

Reign: How could you say that. You got me a best boss ever mug last Christmas

Scraw: It was the only thing I could get last minute…

REIGN: WELL FUCK YOU THREE FUCKERS! IF YOU WONT FIGHT HIM THEN I WILL! PREPARE TO GET REKT WORSE THAN CUSTER AT THE ALAMO!

Meat: Erm…

Gliscor: Custer was the Battle of Little Bighorn

Scraw: Oh shit…

Reign: No! How could this be! I got a history fact wrong! My life...its...its

‘’*Reign starts to fade away*’’

GIR: Looks like you're history now!

Reign: FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU

‘’*GIR punches Reign to the ground and he vanishes*’’

Meat: I can't believe it…

Scraw: Reign lost…

Gliscor: Shit. Now I have to find a new job.

‘’*Gliscor, Meat and Scraw leave dejectedly*’’

GIR: Well that was easy!

Drak: Be warned. He is but the start.

GIR : Wasn't the last guy the start?

Drak: Well yes but...you know what I mean. You must still face many more powerful foes. The worst is coming soon…

GIR: Can we make out until then?

Drak: ….no

GIR: Goshdarn

-

‘’*GIR and ROA are at home. ROA is making out with his boyfriend whilst GIR sits with hot cocoa*’’

GIR: ROAAAAAAAA, do we have any marshamellows*’’

ROA: no

GIR: What about any cream?

ROA: No!

GIR: How about a Flake?

Leandro: JUST DRINK THE FUCKING COCOA!

GIR: Alright alright, I'm hardly interrupting anything special...you two aren't even closely related…

‘’*The phone rings. Leandro picks it up*’’

Leandro: It's for GIR

‘’*ROA passes it to GIR*’’

GIR: Hello, this is GIR speaking!

Trixter: ‘’*on the other side of the phone*’’ Hey baby, how it hanging?

GIR: Lexi…

ROA: Oh shi

Trixter: Just thought you might want to know that I'm in Wikironto right now

GIR: I've been told

Trixter: I'm looking forward to...seeing you

GIR: Well...I'm looking forward to...not seeing you

Trixter: Still working on your comebacks, I see

GIR: You're still working at your comebacks

Trixter: That's alright baby, you can tell me a better one when I see you. It happens soon. Ciao.

‘’*As the phone hangs up the screen goes black*’’

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