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JackEdit

There once was a boy named Jack

Who liked to pretend he was black

They thought he was racist

But oh well, let's face it

He was just talking smack

AVGB Edit

There was once a new user

when he started he was a loser

But now he's an OK guy

and he never said a lie

And AVGB is the name of the user

Obama vs Osama Edit

There once was a man named Obama

Who ordered the death of Osama

He was shot in the head

and now he is dead

Cause of death: ballistic trauma

Chappie Edit

There once was a movie called Chappie

And everyone said it was crappy

I saw it regardless

and though, far from flawless,

I left the movie quite happy.

PornEdit

There are pictures of women 

Ones I really want to be in 

So I fapped and I tapped

But then there was jizz all over my lap

How am I going to hide the seman?

NailEdit

There once was a fail named Nail

Who was pale and dressed like a whale

He put on a hat

And just like that

He became a snail

LimericksEdit

To words, I connect like a modem

I'm adequate in writing that's spoken

Austen? I've surpassed her

Eminem? I rap faster

I've mastered the flow of this poem

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