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I found this poem on the internet. I needed to save it here, so that its beauty may be seen throughout the world.

I consider myself a level 5 Master Fapper.


I have fapped dry.

I have fapped with lube.

I have fapped with lotion.

I have fapped with spit.

I have fapped with shampoo.

I have fapped with conditioner.

I have fapped ith soap.

I have fapped with syrup.

I have fapped with water.

I have fapped with jelly.

I have fapped with sunscreen.

I have fapped with hair gel.

I have fapped with mousse.

I have fapped with vasaline.

I have fapped with aloe.

I have fapped with baby oil.

I have fapped with vegetable oil.

I have fapped with pre-cum.


Again...I consider myself a level 5 Master Fapper.


I have fapped on my couch.

I have fapped on my recliner.

I have fapped on my livingroom floor.

I have fapped in my kitchen.

I have fapped on all my toilets, ever.

I have fapped in all of my showers, ever.

I have fapped in others showers.

I have fapped in the library.

I have fapped in the locker room.

I have fapped on my bed.

I have fapped on my friends bed.

I have fapped on my friends family members bed.

Like I said, I consider myself a level 5 Master Fapper.

I have fapped with others in the room.

I have fapped in public areas.

I have fapped on camera.

I have fapped on the internet.

I have fapped alone.

Seriously, I consider myself a level 5 Master Fapper.

I have fapped to online pictures.

I have fapped to online videos.

I have fapped to free porn.

I have fapped to paid porn.

I have fapped photographs.

I have fapped to porno magazines.

I have fapped to porno DVD's.

I have fapped to porno VHS.

I have fapped to Victoria's secret.

I have fapped to swimsuit issues.

I consider myself a level 5 Master Fapper.

I have fapped to white women.

I have fapped to black women.

I have fapped to latina women.

I have fapped to asian women.

I have fapped to indian women.

I have fapped to women from nearly every country.

I have fapped to trannys.

I have fapped to no men....never.

Level 5 Mater Fapper Indeed.

I have fapped to women masterbating.

I have fapped to women dancing.

I have fapped to man on woman.

I have fapped to woman on woman.

I have fapped to orgies.

I have fapped to sex parties.

I have fapped to gangbangs.

I have fapped to bukakes.

I have fapped to interacial.

I have fapped to softcore.

I have fapped to hardcore.

I have fapped to gagging.

I have fapped to S&M.

I have fapped to snowballing.

I have fapped to many others.


I consider myself a level 5 Master Fapper....but all in all....








I prefer to fap dry, on my couch, to free online porn.....whatever the pick of the day may be!!!

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